damn. That's a level of risk well beyond anything I'd be comfortable with.

This is why I ride street bikes. 

Awesome. I love this off road, kind of  riding. Everyone knows their limits, I'm no different. I want to enjoy my adventure not beat myself up with technical roads or trails. 

Right there with you on that thinking.

Whew! Sharing the road with cagers who bury their eyes in their phones is risk enough for me!