These are some of my faves: "Never run out of real estate, traction and ideas at the same time." "First time you ride 500 two stroke, you're like faaaaaark" - Valentino Rossi "People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs." - Alexei Sayle "Young riders pick a destination and go... Old riders pick a direction and go." "'Oh Shit!' is usually the moment when your plan parts ways with reality" "Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming, 'Wow! What a Ride! " - Hunter S. Thompson "Never be afraid to slow down." "If you don't ride in the rain, you don't ride. "